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Fishing gifts under $40
Every size. Every one. Free US shipping.
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Real-fish tees
Detailed bass, trout, walleye and catfish art. Every size, 3XL included, stays under $40.
T-ShirtAsk Me About My Fish — Bass
Go ahead, ask. Clear your afternoon first.
T-ShirtCertified Lake Legend — Walleye
Officially certified. By me. On the lake.
T-ShirtBragging Rights Reserved — Brown Trout
Caught it. Claimed it.
T-ShirtAsk Me About My Fish — Rainbow Trout
Go ahead, ask. Clear your afternoon first.
T-ShirtCertified Lake Legend — Bass
Officially certified. By me. On the lake.
T-ShirtBragging Rights Reserved — Bass
Caught it. Claimed it.
T-ShirtMeasure Twice. Brag Once.
The ruler doesn't lie. You might.
T-ShirtBass Case Scenario
Hope for the best. Hook the biggest.
T-ShirtNo Scale Needed
Take my word for it.
T-ShirtLightly Exaggerated
Every trout story, slightly bigger.
T-ShirtBottom Feeder
Fishes the mud. Talks big.
T-ShirtReleased It Before Anyone Saw
A personal best, witnessed by nobody.
T-ShirtEvolution of a Fish Tale
Same fish. Better story.
T-ShirtFish Are Plotting Against Me
It's not bad luck. It's a conspiracy.
T-ShirtUp at Dawn. Home with Stories.
The fish count stays between you and the lake.
T-ShirtProfessional Bobber Watcher
Sitting Division champion. Est. whenever.
Hats
One size, adjustable. No sizing guesswork.
Trucker HatAsk Me About My Fish
Go ahead, ask. Just clear your afternoon first.
Trucker HatCertified Lake Legend
Officially certified. By me. On the lake.
Trucker HatBragging Rights Reserved
This seat at the end of the dock is taken. So are the bragging rights.
Trucker HatPics or It Was Bigger
No photo, bigger fish. Now embroidered.
Trucker HatLength Not Verified
Official measurements pending. Indefinitely.
Trucker HatHold It Closer to the Camera
The oldest trick in the fishing-photo book.
Trucker HatPics or It Was Bigger
No photo? Then it was definitely bigger.
HatFish Now. Nap Later.
Priorities, embroidered.
Mugs
11oz ceramic, for the angler whose first cast is coffee.
MugCatch & Exaggerate
Catch and release is fine. Catch and exaggerate is tradition.
MugLength Not Verified
Official measurements pending. Indefinitely.
MugPics or It Was Bigger
No photo? Then it was definitely bigger.
MugHold It Closer to the Camera
The oldest trick in the fishing-photo book.
Stocking stuffers
Glossy vinyl stickers for the tackle box lid or the fridge (indoor use). Free shipping when they ride along with a tee, hat or mug; a sticker-only order ships for $3.99.
StickerWear the Story
The house badge. Leaping bass, sunrise, the whole philosophy.
StickerWear the Story Vintage Patch
Old-school patch. Canoe, sunrise, a story in the making.
StickerCertified Fish Story Teller
Official credentials. Accuracy not included.
StickerReel Talk Only
No small talk. No work talk. Just fish.
StickerBait Now, Brag Later
The whole plan, in order. Mostly.
The short version
- Every item on this page is under $40 in every size, 2XL and 3XL tees included.
- Shipping is free on every US order. A sticker-only order ships for $3.99.
- Buy 2 tees, save $5, taken off in your cart. No code needed.
- Everything is printed to order. Order by Dec 8 for Christmas delivery.
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