Gift guide
Fishing gifts under $35 (the fish story is free)
A great fishing gift doesn't need a boat payment. Tees start at $29.99, the trucker hats come in under $35, and shipping is always free. Grab two tees and we take $5.00 off automatically. More left over for bait.
Order by Dec 8 for Christmas delivery. Everything is printed to order, so a little head start goes a long way. Holiday shipping details
Funny fishing tees from $29.99
Most tees are $29.99, and our big, extra-detailed prints are $32.99. Those prices are for sizes S–XL. Tees run true to size, and every one is an original Bragwater design. Buy 2 tees, save $5, taken off in your cart, no code needed.
T-ShirtMeasure Twice. Brag Once.
The ruler doesn't lie. You might.
T-ShirtUp at Dawn. Home with Stories.
The fish count stays between you and the lake.
T-ShirtEvolution of a Fish Tale
Same fish. Better story.
T-ShirtFish Are Plotting Against Me
It's not bad luck. It's a conspiracy.
T-ShirtThe One That Got Away
It was this big. Then I told the story.
T-ShirtBass Case Scenario
Hope for the best. Hook the biggest.
T-ShirtNo Scale Needed
Take my word for it.
T-ShirtLightly Exaggerated
Every trout story, slightly bigger.
T-ShirtBottom Feeder
Fishes the mud. Talks big.
T-ShirtMeasure Twice, Brag Once.
For the angler who always brings a ruler (and a story).
T-ShirtIt Was THIS Big. Honest. (mostly)
A giant claim. A tiny fish. Actual size.
T-ShirtFluent in Fish Tales — truth is my second language
A retro badge for the dock's best storyteller.
T-ShirtGrandpa Knows the Secret Spot. (he's not telling.)
The treasure map he'll never share.
T-ShirtPowered by Coffee & Nightcrawlers
The breakfast of early-morning anglers.
T-ShirtWeighed It Myself. (official bass weigh-in)
The official bass weigh-in, certified by me.
T-ShirtIt Was the Fly's Fault.
Tight loops, loose excuses.
T-ShirtDad Jokes & Fish Tales (told daily · fact-checked never)
Told daily. Fact-checked never.
T-ShirtWhat Happens at the Lake Gets Bigger Every Year.
Then, now and next summer: the fish keeps growing.
T-ShirtFrozen Toes. Tall Tales.
Cold on the ice, legendary by the fire.
T-ShirtI Caught It. He Tells the Story.
She landed it. He's telling it.
T-ShirtReleased It Before Anyone Saw
A personal best, witnessed by nobody.
T-ShirtProfessional Bobber Watcher
Sitting Division champion. Est. whenever.
Trucker hats, $31.99
One size with an adjustable snapback. No sizing guesswork, no awkward questions.
Fishing mugs, $24.99
11oz ceramic, for the angler whose first cast is coffee.
MugCatch & Exaggerate
Catch and release is fine. Catch and exaggerate is tradition.
MugLength Not Verified
Official measurements pending. Indefinitely.
MugPics or It Was Bigger
No photo? Then it was definitely bigger.
MugHold It Closer to the Camera
The oldest trick in the fishing-photo book.
The fine print (we keep it short)
- Tee prices are for sizes S–XL. A 2XL is $32.99 on most tees ($35.99 on the big-print designs), and a 3XL is $35.99 ($38.99 on the big-print designs). Anything that comes to $35 or more doesn't count as under $35.
- Shipping is free on every US order. Everything is printed to order, so give it a little time to arrive.
- Want something bigger? Our hoodies and the embroidered dad hat live in the fishing gifts for dad guide and the full shop.