The whole tackle box
32 original designs for proud anglers. Unisex sizes S–3XL, 11oz mugs and 20oz tumblers, free US shipping, printed to order.
Funny fishing t-shirts
T-ShirtMeasure Twice, Brag Once.
For the angler who always brings a ruler (and a story).
T-ShirtIt Was THIS Big. Honest. (mostly)
A giant claim. A tiny fish. Actual size.
T-ShirtFluent in Fish Tales — truth is my second language
A retro badge for the dock's best storyteller.
T-ShirtGrandpa Knows the Secret Spot. (he's not telling.)
The treasure map he'll never share.
T-ShirtPowered by Coffee & Nightcrawlers
The breakfast of early-morning anglers.
T-ShirtWeighed It Myself. (official bass weigh-in)
The official bass weigh-in, certified by me.
T-ShirtIt Was the Fly's Fault.
Tight loops, loose excuses.
T-ShirtDad Jokes & Fish Tales (told daily · fact-checked never)
Told daily. Fact-checked never.
T-ShirtWhat Happens at the Lake Gets Bigger Every Year.
Then, now and next summer: the fish keeps growing.
T-ShirtFrozen Toes. Tall Tales.
Cold on the ice, legendary by the fire.
T-ShirtI Caught It. He Tells the Story.
She landed it. He's telling it.
T-ShirtReleased It Before Anyone Saw
A personal best, witnessed by nobody.
T-ShirtProfessional Bobber Watcher
Sitting Division champion. Est. whenever.
T-ShirtNo Scale Needed
Take my word for it.
T-ShirtLightly Exaggerated
Every trout story, slightly bigger.
T-ShirtBottom Feeder
Fishes the mud. Talks big.
T-ShirtBass Case Scenario
Hope for the best. Hook the biggest.
T-ShirtThe One That Got Away
It was this big. Then I told the story.
T-ShirtFish Are Plotting Against Me
It's not bad luck. It's a conspiracy.
T-ShirtMeasure Twice. Brag Once.
The ruler doesn't lie. You might.
T-ShirtUp at Dawn. Home with Stories.
The fish count stays between you and the lake.
T-ShirtEvolution of a Fish Tale
Same fish. Better story.
Fishing hoodies
HoodieUp at Dawn. Home with Stories.
A warm sunrise hoodie for cold early launches.
HoodieBait. Wait. Celebrate. — the angler's method
The entire science of fishing in three steps.
HoodieWeighed It Myself. (official bass weigh-in)
A warm hoodie for the self-certified bass weigh-in.
HoodieIt Was the Fly's Fault.
Tight loops, loose excuses, warm hood.
HoodieDad Jokes & Fish Tales (told daily · fact-checked never)
Told daily, fact-checked never, now in a hoodie.
HoodieWhat Happens at the Lake Gets Bigger Every Year.
A lake life hoodie for cool mornings on the dock.
HoodieFrozen Toes. Tall Tales.
A warm layer for frozen toes and tall tales.
HoodieI Caught It. He Tells the Story.
She landed it, he's telling it, she's staying warm.
HoodieThat's Not How It Happened. (I was 2 lbs. tops.)
The bass would like to issue a correction.
HoodieThe Scale Was Broken That Day
The fish was a record. The scale disagreed.
HoodieNo Witnesses. No Ruler. No Problem.
The only three rules a fish story needs.
HoodieMeasure Twice. Brag Once.
The ruler doesn't lie. You might.
HoodieUp at Dawn. Home with Stories.
The fish count stays between you and the lake.
HoodieEvolution of a Fish Tale
Same fish. Better story.
HoodieFish Are Plotting Against Me
It's not bad luck. It's a conspiracy.
HoodieThe One That Got Away
It was this big. Then I told the story.
Hats
HatFish Now. Nap Later.
Priorities, embroidered.
Trucker HatLength Not Verified
Official measurements pending. Indefinitely.
Trucker HatPics or It Was Bigger
No photo? Then it was definitely bigger.
Trucker HatHold It Closer to the Camera
The oldest trick in the fishing-photo book.
Trucker HatPics or It Was Bigger
No photo, bigger fish. Now embroidered.
Fishing mugs & tumblers
MugCatch & Exaggerate
Catch and release is fine. Catch and exaggerate is tradition.
TumblerCatch & Exaggerate
Catch, exaggerate, stay hydrated.
MugLength Not Verified
Official measurements pending. Indefinitely.
TumblerLength Not Verified
The disclaimer every fish story needs.
MugPics or It Was Bigger
No photo? Then it was definitely bigger.
TumblerPics or It Was Bigger
No photo, bigger fish. Those are the rules.
MugHold It Closer to the Camera
The oldest trick in the fishing-photo book.
TumblerHold It Closer to the Camera
A few pounds heavier, instantly.