That's Not How It Happened Bass Fishing Hoodie

The bass would like to issue a correction.

$54.99

Free US shipping · Printed to order

Color: Black

Size

Size guide

Gildan 18500 unisex hoodie · inches, laid flat

Size	Chest width	Body length
S	20″	27″
M	22″	28″
L	24″	29″
XL	26″	30″
2XL	28″	31″
3XL	30″	32″

Unisex classic fit with room for a layer underneath. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed fit.

Chest width is measured straight across, 1″ below the armpits. Body length runs from the top of the shoulder to the bottom hem. Easiest check: lay a shirt that fits you well flat and compare.

Source: Gildan 18500 spec sheet. Allow about ±1″ from shirt to shirt.

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The story

The bass heard your story, and it would like to issue a correction. A wide-mouthed largemouth, absolutely stunned at how big it got in the retelling: that's not how it happened (it was 2 lbs. tops). A funny bass fishing hoodie for the angler whose fish grow every time he tells it.

Great for: fishing gifts for dad · fishing gifts for grandpa · any angler

Details

▸Gildan 18500 heavy blend hoodie — 50% cotton / 50% polyester, 8 oz fleece
▸Double-lined hood with matching drawcord and front pouch pocket
▸Printed to order in the USA
▸Free US shipping · printed to order, ships once it's made

Made to order — see shipping and returns.

Size chart

Unisex sizes. Approximate chest width laid flat, in inches.

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Hoodie chest width	20"	22"	24"	26"	28"	30"

Exact measurements vary slightly by print provider. Full guide: sizing.

Questions about this hoodie

Does this hoodie run true to size?

It's a unisex fit in sizes S–3XL. Compare a hoodie that fits well with the chest widths in the size chart on this page.

What is the hoodie made of?

Gildan 18500 heavy blend hoodie — 50% cotton / 50% polyester, 8 oz fleece.

How much is the hoodie?

$54.99 for sizes S–XL; 2XL is $3.00 more and 3XL is $5.00 more. Shipping is free within the US.

When will it ship?

Every item is printed to order and ships once it's made. We email you tracking details when they're available.

Can I return it if it doesn't fit?

Because each item is printed just for you, we can't accept returns for change of mind or wrong size. If your item arrives damaged, misprinted or defective, email us within 30 days of delivery with a photo and we'll send a free replacement or refund.