Gift guide 2026
The fishing gift guide
Gifts that get worn, not re-gifted.
Order by Dec 8 for ChristmasBuy 2 tees, save $5
Original designs with real-looking fish and straight-faced humor, printed to order in the USA. Free US shipping. Buy 2 tees, save $5, no code needed.
For Dad
Real bass on the chest, a little bragging underneath. Shirts he'll actually wear on the boat.
All fishing gifts for dad →For Grandpa
Sunrise lakes, old-school fish art and a story he's told a hundred times.
T-ShirtUp at Dawn. Home with Stories.
The fish count stays between you and the lake.
T-ShirtReleased It Before Anyone Saw
A personal best, witnessed by nobody.
T-ShirtEvolution of a Fish Tale
Same fish. Better story.
HoodieCertified Lake Legend — Walleye
Officially certified. By me. On the lake.
Under $40
33 picks under $40 in every size: tees, hats, mugs and stocking stuffers.
T-ShirtCertified Lake Legend — Walleye
Officially certified. By me. On the lake.
T-ShirtBragging Rights Reserved — Brown Trout
Caught it. Claimed it.
Trucker HatLength Not Verified
Official measurements pending. Indefinitely.
MugCatch & Exaggerate
Catch and release is fine. Catch and exaggerate is tradition.
Stocking stuffers from $8.99
Vinyl stickers for the tackle box. Free shipping with any tee, hat or mug ($3.99 on their own).
StickerWear the Story
The house badge. Leaping bass, sunrise, the whole philosophy.
StickerWear the Story Vintage Patch
Old-school patch. Canoe, sunrise, a story in the making.
StickerCertified Fish Story Teller
Official credentials. Accuracy not included.
StickerReel Talk Only
No small talk. No work talk. Just fish.
Go big: hoodies, $54.99
For cold mornings on the dock. Same realistic fish art, heavyweight fleece.
HoodieAsk Me About My Fish — Rainbow Trout
Go ahead, ask. Clear your afternoon first.
HoodieBragging Rights Reserved — Bass
Caught it. Claimed it.
HoodieCertified Lake Legend — Bass
Officially certified. By me. On the lake.
HoodieFish Are Plotting Against Me
It's not bad luck. It's a conspiracy.
One of a kind: their own catch
Upload a photo of their best fish and we put it on a tee, hoodie or sticker. The one gift nobody else can buy.
Make a custom shirtJust want a laugh?
The funny fishing shirts collection is all fish-story humor. Or browse the whole shop.
Gift questions
When should I order for Christmas?
Order by Dec 8 for Christmas delivery in the US. Everything is printed to order, then usually arrives in 5–12 business days.
Is shipping free?
Yes, on every US order. The only exception is an order of stickers only, which ships for $3.99.
Is there a deal on two shirts?
Buy 2 tees, save $5. It comes off automatically in your cart, no code needed.
What if it arrives damaged or misprinted?
Email us within 30 days of delivery with a photo and we'll send a free replacement or refund. Because each piece is printed for you, we can't take returns for change of mind or size, so check the size chart first.



